Did you hear about the thief who stole a truck full of elastic? "He was put away for a long stretch." What a hoot and a goof--and a bellyful of laughs. These jokes and riddles and off-the-wall illustrated wackies will entertain kids for hours. Man: Have you got something to cure fleas on a dog? "Pet shop owner: I don't know. What's wrong with the fleas? "